my daily routine
- wake up (8 am)
- cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)
- listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)
- punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)
- sleep (8 pm)
(via keepcalm-andmarryron)
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
(via cuntinued)
My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
(Source: moonlighttdragon, via hijerking)